Out of the Mouths of Babes...

Natalie: When I get bigger and bigger and turn into a boy, I can drink coffee.

Mommy: But you won't turn into a boy, you'll turn into a woman.

Natalie: But, I don't want to be a woman.

Mommy: You want to be a boy and drink coffee?

Natalie: Yes.



Scene: Waiting at a stop sign to turn towards home. Natalie and Abby are notoriously impatient in these situations.
Abby: Go mommy, Go.

Mommy: I have to wait for the cars.
(horn honks behind us)

Abby: Get out of the way, DUDE!

Uh-oh. Good thing "dude" is the extent of my road-rage!